No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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