i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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