I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i permit you to call me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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