There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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