i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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