He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm having to shit out rocks
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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