I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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