brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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