thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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