my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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