that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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