Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
