try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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