I want to have your abortion
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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