So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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