Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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