I don't think brook has ever known best
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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