i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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