shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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