Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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