If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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