I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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