Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She's JV to your varsity
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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