I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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