Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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