Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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