Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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