but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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