Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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