So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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