Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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