I want to stick my p in your. b.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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