Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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