Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....

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(248): View more from Michigan

He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(802): View more from Vermont

I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.

(304): View more from West Virginia

Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Let go out that Thursday night!

(912): View more from Georgia

Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.

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