Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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