I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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