Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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