everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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