My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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