Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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