So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
