If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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