i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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