So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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