So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
The Olympian is in my bed
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