Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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