Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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