Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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