...so i touched it.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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