There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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