you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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